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Nationals 11, White Sox 4: Whooooooooooa man that was bad!

HO-HO-HOOOOOOOLY CRAP that was bad. WOW, JEEEEEEEEEEZ. That was baaaaaaaaad. That was…hoooooooo wheee. I mean, wh—WOW.  Can you be–I just can’t even imagine. That was, that was TERRIBLE. The first game. HIS FIRST GAME! Right away! Just a disaster! 1. James Shields: 2 IP, 8 H, 7 ER, 2 BB, 2 K, 3 HR, 84 pitches. […]

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South Side Morning 5: Fixes to White Sox roster are running late

1. Carlos Rodon is mad at White Sox management. Not the sort of deep, intractable anger that hastens his departure the moment free agency strikes, but the type of annoyance at the caution being employed to yank him from the rotation for a turn that provides some assurance. The White Sox are framing things such that the […]

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Nationals 10, White Sox 5: .500 Never Felt So Awful

“In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Mat Latos getting the early hook.” – Benjamin Franklin After a day off Monday the Chicago White Sox opened up a nine-game homestand with the first of three against the Washington Nationals. What transpired was an exceptionally sloppy affair in the […]

MLB: Kansas City Royals at Cleveland Indians

Around The AL Central: Are The Tables Turning?

As we draw nearer by the day to the “There are only 100 games left!” point of the baseball season, things in the AL Central are beginning to fluctuate, and the fun part of the race is just starting to take place. This weekend saw a few significant division rival match ups, and things were flipped […]

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Friedrich Nietzsche weighs in on the 2016 White Sox

With the White Sox season in a baffling tailspin, BP South Side turns to the wisdom of famed German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Previously we called upon the Röcken native to provide ideal answers to post-game questions, now we call upon him to shed some light on the Pale Hose’s current troubles. Now that the White […]

MLB: Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers

Tigers 5, White Sox 2: This Is Fine

Given how comprehensively the White Sox have failed for a month straight now, it comes as no surprise that they have figured out a different style of impotently collapsing for each division rival.  After they helped vault Kansas City into first with three straight bullpen meltdowns of biblical proportions, they decided this three-game set against […]